The Courier News ran a story about the escapades and capture of a prison inmate who escaped from a state prison farm in Montgomery.
He used the computer in one of the houses he burglarized to get directions home and left the screen on...with the directions still showing.
Sometimes you just can't make this stuff up.
By the way, he also stole approximately $2,000 in loose change. Wouldn't the weight of that much change slow you down?