I have always thought that television schedulers live in an alternate universe, but now I am convinced.
Yesterday evening's TV listings had the following entry:
"5 Minute Workout With Dell-Maree Day"
The show ran from 8p.m. to 10p.m. Yes, that's right - two hours. Now I am not familiar with Dell-Maree, but that is quite an accomplishment. The only other activities I can recall that can stretch 5 minutes into 2 hours are the ends of football and basketball games and PBS fundraisers.
Oh, now I understand. It was on a PBS channel.
I'll wait for the Reader's Digest Condensed version.